the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

Anonymous:
WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

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thereforelesbians:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

claudberg:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape

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since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid

Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person

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pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

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My thought process before I do my homework

extremehomestuckshipping:

hypergunner:

extremehomestuckshipping:

extremehomestuckshipping:

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET ANYMORE ANONS ABOUT ME READING A SPANISH DICTIONARY AND THE SIMS IN MY PHOTOSET
YES THANK YOU I DID THAT AS A JOKE THENK YOU FOR EDUCATING ME ON MY OWN PICTURES

Hola

Hola hola

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